I am Groot.
I am Groot.
So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it
when no1 understands u :(
i don’t understand this gif
no1 ever does :(
"I look around and you know what I see? Losers.
But life’s giving us a chance.”
We freed them…but at what cost?
i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did
I died a little
whoever made these is a god
that would be frenums
Making this happen again.
This really tickled my funny bone.
"They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy"
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.
ITS BEEN TEN YEARs
ten years? already?
I still think this is one of the best movie entrances ever