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willzone:

laughterkey:

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

There’s so much to talk about here

watch til the end.  perfect video.

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When Kayleigh Jordan found out that her class trip to Scotland would not include a visit to Loch Ness she decided to take matters into her own hands. With her best friends Olivia and Reagan in tow, Kayleigh makes off for the famous lake. With any luck they’ll be back before anyone notices they’re gone. But events take a surprising turn when their boat capsizes, and the girls come face to face with a creature out of deepest myth. When the legendary Nessie takes the three nubile young girls back to his secret cove they learn that even the scaliest of monsters can be a generous lover.

hackett-out:

When Kayleigh Jordan found out that her class trip to Scotland would not include a visit to Loch Ness she decided to take matters into her own hands. With her best friends Olivia and Reagan in tow, Kayleigh makes off for the famous lake. With any luck they’ll be back before anyone notices they’re gone. But events take a surprising turn when their boat capsizes, and the girls come face to face with a creature out of deepest myth. When the legendary Nessie takes the three nubile young girls back to his secret cove they learn that even the scaliest of monsters can be a generous lover.

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This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

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ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

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